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Norwich City are preparing a move for Birmingham City forward Peter Lovenkrands, Sports Direct News understands.
Canaries manager Chris Hughton, who worked with the Dane at Newcastle United five years ago, is attracted by his versatility, with the 33-year-old equally comfortable on the left flank or as a secondary striker.