I am adding nothing to this except to say it must be a wind up..

Norwich have been linked with signing former Ipswich Town forward Dean Bowditch.

Dean Bowditch? Remember the name? The chances are you do - He was once being touted around the Premier League's top clubs as 'the next big thing' - But can currently be seen plying his trade for MK Dons.

http://hereisthecity.com/2013/01/29/norwich-interested-in-signing-former-ipswich-wonderkid/