A little bit of light hearted fun for you, carrowroad.net's resident poet and odd ode practitioner. Has come up with the following, to welcome Bradley Johnson back from his enforced sabatical.

BJ wandered  on to the pitch
And got himself suspended
Radio Butler seemed to react
As if the world had ended

BJ was rightly ruled out
For one too many misdeeds
He couldn't be selected
To score against Bolton and Leeds!

Negative thinking is no good
Such folly is just a fraud
Alex Neil has a football brain
And a talented first team squad

The tricky trips away up North
The Canaries did survive
Winning both games comfortably
To keep promotion hopes alive

This Minstrel did foretell
How good was our Mr Neil
So listen up our Delia
Please give him a long term deal!

(c) Al Marshall 2015- this one should be recited in a hey nonny nonny fashion a bit like the others and please don't take seriously. No canaries were harmed in the trips up north, hopefully.